College Hill: Celebrity Edition Season Three – Are Saucy Santana and Karlous Miller Killing the Vibe?

Okay, let’s be real – I live for the messy drama of reality TV just as much as the next person. And “College Hill: Celebrity Edition” has always delivered on that front. I mean, where else can you watch your fave celebs try (and often fail) to relive their glory days while juggling exams and dorm life? But this season, something feels different. Don’t get me wrong, I’m hooked, but the antics of Saucy Santana and Karlous Miller in episode two have me seriously side-eyeing these celebs and their commitment to, you know, actually *being* college students.

Did Karlous Miller Just… School Everyone on Homelessness?

The episode kicks off with a class discussion on homelessness. Now, I was actually nodding along with Karlous at first. He dropped some truth bombs about electing officials who actually care about tackling the issue. Preach! But then… things took a turn.

Here’s where my girl Karlous lost me. He started going on about how it’s not our job as individuals to fix homelessness. Like, come on, dude. We all have a responsibility to be decent human beings and show compassion. And his dismissive comments about addiction, especially with Nick Young right there who’s been through it with his own father? Not cool, Karlous, not cool. It just shut down the whole conversation and felt hella disrespectful to Dr. Frazier, the professor. This is “College Hill,” not “The Karlous Miller Show.” The whole point is to learn and engage in these important discussions, not just bulldoze over everyone with your opinions.

And speaking of disrespectful… Did anyone else catch Karlous talking down to Nick Young? It’s one thing to disagree, it’s a whole other thing to act like someone is stupid just because they don’t see things your way. The way he kept cutting Nick off and then tried to make fun of his intelligence? That ain’t it. Honestly, it left me wondering if Karlous gets a free pass because he’s “Karlous Miller, the Comedian.” Is that how this “Celebrity Edition” is going to go down? Because if so, that’s a major fail for a show that’s supposed to be about empowering these celebs to use their platforms for good.

Saucy Santana: Honey, Where is Your Bookbag?

Let’s move on to Miss Saucy Santana, who apparently missed the memo that “College Hill” involves, well, college. Look, I love a good “Material Girl” moment as much as the next person, but skipping class because you lost your favorite doll? Girl, bye. It’s giving very much “unprepared for the real world.”

Don’t get me wrong, I chuckled when she threw that mini tantrum. It’s hilarious reality TV gold. But on a deeper level, it’s also kinda sad. This is a chance for Saucy to step outside her comfort zone, expand her horizons. Instead, she’s out here acting like she’s still in high school.

Which begs the question: why is Saucy Santana even on “College Hill”? She’s already a successful rapper, she doesn’t need the money or the exposure. Is she here for the education? Clearly not. Is she here to make new friends? Maybe, but ditching class to go clubbing isn’t exactly the best way to bond with your classmates.

Is This “Celebrity Privilege” or Just Plain Rude?

Now, maybe I’m being too harsh. Maybe Saucy just had a bad day. We’ve all been there, right? But then I remember past seasons of “College Hill,” where celebs got put on academic probation or even *kicked out* for not taking their studies seriously. Remember NeNe Leakes’ epic meltdown in season one? Iconic, yes, but it also showed that the school ain’t playing around. So, will Saucy face any real consequences for her actions? Or will her celebrity status shield her from the same standards as everyone else? Only time will tell, but it definitely raises some questions about fairness and accountability.

Get Ready for More Drama: The Toy Doll Saga Continues…

The episode ends with a juicy cliffhanger: Claudia Jordan finds Saucy Santana’s precious missing doll. Now, we all know Claudia lives for a little drama (remember her “Celebrity Apprentice” days?), so you know she’s gonna milk this situation for all it’s worth. And with Karlous already on edge, I can only imagine the fireworks that will erupt when he finds out Claudia’s been holding onto Saucy’s prized possession.

And let’s not forget, this is all going down while they’re supposed to be studying for midterms. Yeah, good luck focusing on organic chemistry when there’s a full-blown doll-gate unfolding in the dorm! Something tells me these celebs are about to learn that college isn’t all parties and pranks. The real world is about to hit, and it’s gonna hit hard.

“College Hill”: Where Education and Entertainment Collide (Sometimes)?

Look, I’m not gonna lie, I’m still invested in this season of “College Hill.” The cast is fire, the drama is addictive, and who doesn’t love a good redemption arc? Maybe Karlous will have an epiphany and realize he needs to chill. Maybe Saucy will ditch the dolls and discover a passion for political science. Hey, stranger things have happened! But I’m also not gonna pretend that the behavior of some of these celebs doesn’t rub me the wrong way. It’s one thing to be entertaining, it’s another to completely disrespect the educational process and the people around you. Here’s hoping that these “celebrity students” remember why they signed up for this experience in the first place and start using their platforms for something more than just likes and laughs. Because let’s be real, the world needs more than just another reality TV show. It needs people who are willing to learn, grow, and make a difference.