Rupert Murdoch Takes the Plunge (Again!): A Fifth Trip Down the Aisle

Well, folks, it seems love is still in the air, even when you’re knocking on heaven’s door! Our favorite nonagenarian media tycoon, Rupert Murdoch, has decided to give matrimony another go. That’s right, at the ripe age of ninety-three, the chairman emeritus of Fox Corporation said “I do” for the fifth time. You’ve gotta hand it to the guy, he clearly doesn’t believe in slowing down!

The lucky lady? Elena Zhukova, a retired molecular biologist and, perhaps more notably, mother to Russian socialite Dasha Zhukova. The ceremony itself was a hush-hush affair at a rather fitting venue: Murdoch’s very own Bel Air winery, Moraga. This ain’t your average vineyard, mind you. We’re talking about a historic estate once owned by Hollywood royalty, director Victor Fleming. Talk about a power couple vibe!

A Match Made in Media Heaven (Or at Least on a Yacht)?

On one side, we have the groom, Rupert Murdoch, a man who needs no introduction. He’s the media mogul who built an empire, the man who’s name is synonymous with news (and sometimes controversy, let’s be real). On the other side is Elena Zhukova, a woman who, until recently, existed largely outside the public eye. A retired scientist, she’s the mother of Dasha Zhukova, a prominent figure in the art world and ex-wife of Roman Abramovich.

So, how did these two crazy kids meet? The rumor mill says it all began on a megayacht. Because, of course it did! It’s a tale as old as time: billionaire meets scientist on a luxurious boat, sparks fly, and bam! Wedding bells. Okay, maybe not quite that simple, but you get the picture.

Whispers and Veils: Inside the Murdoch Nuptials

Details about the wedding itself are about as scarce as a humblebrag in a Murdoch family meeting. What we do know is that it was described as a “quiet” affair. Don’t let that fool you though, we’re talking “quiet” in the way only billionaire weddings can be. Think less kegger, more intimate gathering of the world’s elite.

The bride stunned onlookers (or, well, the select few who were there) in a gown designed by the one and only Emilia Wickstead. The dress featured a daring cleavage cut-out, proving that Elena is not afraid to embrace her inner vixen. Rupert, on the other hand, kept it classic in a black tuxedo…with a twist! Yep, the man who built a media empire paired his tux with black sneakers. You do you, Rupert.

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Love is Ageless (and Apparently Has a Thing for Age Gaps)

One thing you can’t help but notice about this pairing is the rather significant age difference. With a twenty-six year gap between them, it seems Rupert has a type. After all, his previous marriage to Wendi Deng also boasted a similar age gap. Some might raise an eyebrow, but hey, who are we to judge? Age is just a number, right? (Especially when you’re a billionaire media mogul, perhaps.)

While details about their romance are shrouded in secrecy (because what’s a billionaire wedding without a little mystery?), we do know that their engagement was announced earlier in . And if Dasha Zhukova’s words are anything to go by, Elena is “affectionate” and “serious,” someone who values “substance over aesthetics.” Sounds like she can handle the whirlwind world of Rupert Murdoch.

Unanswered Questions and Juicy Speculation

As with any good wedding, especially one involving the Murdochs, there are more questions than answers. Did all six of Murdoch’s children attend? Was there an awkward father-daughter dance? Did anyone dare to suggest a garter toss? These are the burning questions keeping the gossip mill churning.

And then there’s the matter of the prenup. I mean, this is Rupert Murdoch we’re talking about, a man who’s amassed a fortune and weathered his fair share of divorces. You can bet your bottom dollar there were some ironclad legal agreements in place.

But perhaps the biggest question of all is this: will it last? Murdoch’s track record with marriage isn’t exactly stellar. Will this be the one that sticks? Or will we be reading headlines about a record-breaking divorce settlement in a few years?

Love, Legacy, and Maybe a Little Bit of “What Happens in Vegas…”

In the end, Rupert Murdoch’s fifth trip down the aisle is a reminder that love can blossom at any age (and net worth). It’s a testament to the enduring power of human connection, even in the face of immense wealth and a tabloid-worthy past.

Whether this union is a match made in heaven or a recipe for disaster remains to be seen. But one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be one heck of a ride. And we’ll be watching, popcorn in hand, ready for the next chapter in the Murdoch saga.